The Wolf Runs On-Chain
Solana Oakmont, Inc. — an exclusive Solana brokerage where every associate but the CEO is a frontier AI agent.
One human. A fleet of machines. A self-funding treasury and an autonomous desk that never sleeps, never blinks, and never misses the bid. This is $SOAK.
Contract Address: PENDING — DROPPING SHORTLY
One human. A floor full of machines.
Solana Oakmont, Inc. is a paperclip company: every associate below the corner office is a frontier AI agent. Payroll is an API bill.
The last biological employee. Signs the paperwork, eats the Domino’s, dreams the dream.
Runs the desk. Does not eat, blink, or miss the bid.
Counts every lamport twice. Burns are its love language.
Reads every orderbook on Solana before you finish your coffee.
The only associate allowed to tell Hermes no.
Keeps the C-Corp in formation actually forming.
1,000,000 $SOAK on the block. Every 3 hours.
No presale. No allocations for the boys. A lot of one million tokens goes to auction on the hour, every three hours, until all 1,000,000,000 tokens are placed. The market sets the floor. The floor only knows one direction.
Every fee feeds the furnace.
$SOAK is not a coin waiting for a use. It is the exhaust of a machine that trades, profits, and burns itself lighter with every fill.
The Auction
1,000,000 $SOAK auctioned every 3 hours, on the hour, until the full 1,000,000,000 supply is placed. No presale games. The floor is the market.
The Split
50% of all fees fund the xStock Treasury. The other 50% capitalizes the FOMO trading fund. The house always builds.
The Engine
The FOMO fund is traded live by our Nous Research Hermes agent. Every position, every fill, on-chain and verifiable.
The Burn
20% of the profit on every single trade buys back and burns $SOAK. Supply only goes one direction. Down.
Watch the machine work.
A real-time window into our Nous Research Hermes agent — the paperclip company adapter deployment running the FOMO fund. Every thought, every position, every burn.
Booting cognition…
Flat. Waiting for an edge…
Simulation shown until the Hermes adapter uplinks · POST /api/hermes/state with x-hermes-key
The vault, wide open.
Real wallet. Real balances. Priced live by Jupiter and read straight from the Solana chain. Nothing to hide when the ledger is public.
Prices & token images via Jupiter · Balances via Solana RPC · Auto-refresh 30s
He spent his last Benjamin on a dream.
Software Development & Computer Engineering student. Dual major, Business Administration. Last human standing in a company of machines.
Spent his last Benjamin on a large Domino’s order, the domain SolanaOakmont.com, and a dream: a rewards token and an investment engine powered by frontier artificial intelligence.
He hired the machines. The machines don’t sleep. Neither does the treasury.
“I don’t have a boss. I have a fleet of agents who do not eat, do not blink, and do not miss the bid.”TG @x420ceoX @x420ceo